Date : 18th Dec 2006
Venue :Hostel 5 mess table
Members present :Me,Siddharth jain,PK
Topic :Foreigners need reason to take off their clothes(HT mumbai,page 14).
Conclusion : they strip to protest and we protest if anyone strips.Yahi maat kha gaya india.
New Topic :DCE made hybrid car.
Conversation :
We all : Laanat hain hum par ki dce car bana raha hain aur hum nahin bana paa rahe hain.
Me : i can.even u can but u need to reach certain level of proficiency in nfs.and if it is aoe then u need cheat code.
Some1 : we r talking about real car.one with 4 wheels and which runs and which finds mention in a paper like hindustan times.
Me : if dce can make then iit sure can make.
Sid : see,further below it is written that iit made a hybrid baus.look,we dont do simple things like car.
Me :see,i told you.
Sid :but dce got its name in headline.
Me :that is because d comes before i.
Sid :but iit is nowhere in the headline.
Me :(resuming my fart)there is flaw in the college's name.i mean,see iit.first i appears before second i and t comes far late.whereas in dce,c is sandwitched between d and e.the name should be cde.and name should be college in delhi for engineering.
Sid :tu naam change karta reh aur woh log paise kama rahe hain.they sold th techonology to mahindra.unka to bedapar ho gaya.apan bhi aisa hi karte hain.padhai vadhai chhodo car banao.
Newer Topic :to build hybrid car
Conclusion
we are going to make a real hybrid car.dce car is better then toyota's.ours will be better then their's.our funda is very simple.increase the space in dikki.make it large enough so that 2 bulls can be accomodated in it.when the petrol ends,take the bulls out.let them carry the car for you.bulls may get tired.so there should be bull pumps.now a days petrol pump have many things like shopping centre and restaurent.then they will have grazing ground and other things to entertain the bulls(see,equal job generation for cows too).bulls will shit.that shit can be used to produce bio gas and this bio gas can be used to run the car.infact,if you have extra large dikki space,you can keep extra bull only to shit all the time.
specification of cars,then,would be x kms per gram of grass.
advantage : revival of rural economy.
we have not yet patented this new innovation nor we intend to do.we believe in free movies,free softwares and free everything.you are free to use this method.however proper referance should be made and monetary advantage should not be gained.happy driving.
