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करो 'ignore the user' का इस्तेमाल
तुम्हारे emoticons मुझे सब बतलाते
क्या चल रहे है दिल मे ख्याल

मैंने तो बस तुम्हे poke ही किया था
तुमने वो application ही हटा दी
कुत्ते-बिल्ली के अलावा सारा album lock है
ज़रा यह तो बतायो मैंने ऐसी क्या खता की

अरे dictionary से छाँट छांट के लिखा था
वोह testimonial भी तुमने कर दिया reject
और copy paste वाले giveup testimonial
thank you और colon-bracket के साथ करती हो accept

हाय orkut join ही इसलिए किया था
की बन सकूं तुम्हारा fan
और तुमने दिल तोड़ दिया पूछ कर
'Do i know you man!!'

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पर add kar के ही रह गई
मै friendhip day पर wait karta रहा
तुम आके happy rakshabandhan कह गई

Old Chess Games

Every noob in chess dreams of being a better chess player. Same with me. When at home, i try to improve my game by playing on yahoo chess(though most of the time i end up chatting than thinking next move). But here in institute all the game servers are blocked.This makes it difficult for beginners like me to play and improve on it. There is a limit you can play with computer. There is one more way to improve on your game-by examining the games of different players. However, for beginners this is difficult to follow because at the start the notation d4c5 doesnot mean much. The decsription is dry and one has to sit with chess board to visualise it(at the starting stage). But not any more. Yesterday, i found a very goof chess site chessgames. This site let you observe the games played by great players. And the description is not in the dry chess notation. It uses some java viewer and you can see every move on the chess board which is more easy to follow. Have a look.

Marx in every student !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was brushing my teeths when my wingie came from behind and said "यार ये दुनिया में क्लास क्यों होती हैं .... कितना अच्छा होत अगर क्लास जैसी कोई चीज़ ही नहीं होती तो "(why should there be classes in the world....world would have been much better place without the classes)..........and i realised...190 years after his birth...141 years after publication of legendary Das Kapital...17 years after defragmentation of USSR...and 40+ years of samuelson as introductory economics textbook.....there is little bit of Marx in every student and no matter how hard capitalist power try,they can't end this.

Updates

Few Updates (Regarding Hostel - 8)

• Woofle - 07 started.My team 'InKerDiBalls'.
• Won first match against 'Dudes United' on 18th october.
• Woodland 5th in Main GC Pot Pourri
• No position in Gyrations :(.......
• Second in Socials- Comedy Play
• First in Sports Quiz
• Second in Landscape Painting
• Acads-big time pain in a#&
• No new comments on this blog:(((((
  

Life and Death - A Thermodynamical treatment

(This post is written in haste.A more detailed version will follo)
What is Life ? What is death ? This question baffled many generation of philosophers , scientists and idle thinkers.Some proposed some thing and others proposed some other thing .But question remained unanswered .Now the Faartist(some call us idle thinkers but we prefer this one) at the ' institute of furtamental studies' approach this age old question with new angle.There is no denying of the fact that death is certain,death is certain.Only other thing as certain as death are the laws of thermodynamics and we use them to prove our theory of life and death.

Consider a body as your system.Now there can be two kind of bodies - living and dead . So we shall consider 2 different cases .
Case (i) Living Body
Heat the body till it is decomposed into ots most elementary constituents.Note the amount of heat required.Let this be 'H1'...................................................eqn. (1)
Case (ii) Dead Body
Same procedure as above.Here we would like to make a prediction.We predict that heat required in this case will be different from H1.Let us denote it as H2.......eqn (2)

Let H(L) = H1-H2
where H(L) = energy of life.
(this post will be edited soon.)

Hybrid cars of next and further next gen

Date : 18th Dec 2006
Venue :Hostel 5 mess table
Members present :Me,Siddharth jain,PK
Topic :Foreigners need reason to take off their clothes(HT mumbai,page 14).
Conclusion : they strip to protest and we protest if anyone strips.Yahi maat kha gaya india.
New Topic :DCE made hybrid car.
Conversation :
We all : Laanat hain hum par ki dce car bana raha hain aur hum nahin bana paa rahe hain.
Me : i can.even u can but u need to reach certain level of proficiency in nfs.and if it is aoe then u need cheat code.
Some1 : we r talking about real car.one with 4 wheels and which runs and which finds mention in a paper like hindustan times.
Me : if dce can make then iit sure can make.
Sid : see,further below it is written that iit made a hybrid baus.look,we dont do simple things like car.
Me :see,i told you.
Sid :but dce got its name in headline.
Me :that is because d comes before i.
Sid :but iit is nowhere in the headline.
Me :(resuming my fart)there is flaw in the college's name.i mean,see iit.first i appears before second i and t comes far late.whereas in dce,c is sandwitched between d and e.the name should be cde.and name should be college in delhi for engineering.
Sid :tu naam change karta reh aur woh log paise kama rahe hain.they sold th techonology to mahindra.unka to bedapar ho gaya.apan bhi aisa hi karte hain.padhai vadhai chhodo car banao.
Newer Topic :to build hybrid car
Conclusion
we are going to make a real hybrid car.dce car is better then toyota's.ours will be better then their's.our funda is very simple.increase the space in dikki.make it large enough so that 2 bulls can be accomodated in it.when the petrol ends,take the bulls out.let them carry the car for you.bulls may get tired.so there should be bull pumps.now a days petrol pump have many things like shopping centre and restaurent.then they will have grazing ground and other things to entertain the bulls(see,equal job generation for cows too).bulls will shit.that shit can be used to produce bio gas and this bio gas can be used to run the car.infact,if you have extra large dikki space,you can keep extra bull only to shit all the time.
specification of cars,then,would be x kms per gram of grass.
advantage : revival of rural economy.

we have not yet patented this new innovation nor we intend to do.we believe in free movies,free softwares and free everything.you are free to use this method.however proper referance should be made and monetary advantage should not be gained.happy driving.